And here are some more:
1. Why won’t the elephant use the computer?
Because he’s afraid of the mouse!
2. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because 7 8 9.
3. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
4. Why did the volcano get the best results at school?
Because it was active!
5. What kind of key does not open a lock?
A mon-key!
a skewer (ˈskjʊə)
a long metal or wooden pin for holding food while cooking
pl patyk, szpikulec (m)
de Fleischspieß (m)
fr brochette (f)
es brocheta (f)
get away with something
do something bad and not get punished
Example: Harry regularly cheats on his wife but gets away with it.
Pl ujść płazem
fr s’en sortir impunément
de mit etwas (das) ungestraft davonkommen
es irse de rositas, salirse con la suya
Btw, I really recommend a tv series ‘How to get away with murder’! It’s extremely gripping!
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that’s out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Refrain:]
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week-old un-refrigerated pie
[Refrain]
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Refrain]
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the Internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder, what’s this red button do?
[Refrain]
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to die
The dumbest ways to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Be safe around trains… a message from Metro
BOOM GATE or boom barrier
pl szlaban
de eine Schranke, eine Wegeschranke
fr une barrière
GRIN AND BEAR IT
to accept something unpleasant/bad without complaining
“I know you don’t want to do it but you have no choice, you have to grin and bear it”.
pl robić dobrą minę do złej gry
fr faire bonne mine à mauvais jeu
de gute Miene zum bösen Spiel machen
NIP IT IN THE BUD
stop something before it develops into sth bigger
My daughter started to bite her fingernails but I saw it and managed to nip it in the bud.
pl zdusić coś w zarodku
de etwas im Keim ersticken
fr étouffer dans l’oeuf
CARPOOL
an arrangement in which a group of people commute together by car
pl wzajemne podwożenie się do pracy
de die Fahrgemeinschaft
fr le covoiturage
FRUGAL (ˈfruːɡəl)
economical in use, carefully saving, thrifty
pl oszczędny
de sparsam
fr économe
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RAILROAD CROSSING (ˈreɪlˌrəʊd ˈkrɒsɪŋ)
or LEVEL CROSSING (British English) or RAILWAY CROSSING
an intersection where a railway line crosses a road
pl przejazd kolejowy
de der Bahnübergang
fr le passage à niveau
VENOM (ˈvɛnəm)
poison produced by some animals, such as snakes and scorpions
pl jad
de das Gift
fr le venin
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